Tuesday, October 16, 2012

What could she be thinking?? (A stream-of-thought jam)


What could she be thinking??  (A stream-of-thought jam)

Green, I'm green this half. 

Jammer is B1, how many minors?  Show her two. 

Two black blockers in the box, but one is standing; watch for a side hit on reentry.

First whistle. Gonna jump? No, we’re good.

What's the pack doing? Black wall is front Second Whistle GO!

Through her wall ok

Wow slammed the butt of that blocker!  Wall is immobile; no impact. 

Yeah black blocker, I Did see the back block; if you weren't so freaking solid, it woulda been a penalty.

There’s the blocker out of the box, gets a hit on her to the outside; clean? Yeah.  Did that outside skate go out?  Must have, OPR’s showing me a cut.

“Green, B1, Cut!”

Oh, she’s out again…coming in behind Box-Girl so she’s eligible for lead again…

Worming her way through the wall now, is that a swim?  Can’t tell, no call. 

Through.  Is the other jammer still back there?  Yeah.  Blow two blasts, raise the L, point, skate like stink.

Black in the box?  One, blocker.  Pack coming up, her wall’s back. Oh, she’s hip-whipping by I81, score 1 + ghost, two fingers out behind the back.  Wall’s got her stopped though. 

There goes the other jam ref by me. Tap helmet, “Lapped!”  Oh, green blockers coming through too –INCOMING!!  Room to cut or do I jump? CUT!  Yes, missed her! 

Point at my …where’d she go??  There, knocked down outside.  OPR’s showing No Pass No Penalty, must be for U812 there. 

She’s back in, gonna get can openered..Nope, Black’s hips weren’t moving forward, jammer stumbled back “Black, 007, Direction of Play!” 

She’s ducking through a pair, score two more?  No, that’s I81 again, score one more.  She’s not dropping off either, how far?  One maker line, clean hit…there goes the other jammer … two marker lines “Out of Play!”

Yeah, she pulled right off, let it go, hold up the points…  Are we going to call it? 

Two black blockers back here, There’s the sign, blow four and watch the hips, there’s one and we’re done….don’t do it Black, it’s too late!  Didn’t do it, good.  How’s the box? 

Empty.  Show one.  Scorer shows it back, so we’re good there.  Got to check with the penalty tracker, what’d I have, B1 cut and 007 Direction of Play…

…and who’s coming up to the line?  I’m Green, it’s 1999, how many minors…